The mullet is gone. Again, due to the pressure of the world (about 99.9% of humanity was in agreement on this issue) I cut my son's hair for the first time. It pained me to cut his mullet. I miss the mullet. I mourn the mullet. Letting go can be really hard sometimes.
People always mistake Reade for a girl, but now I think he looks even more like a girl. Watch, someone will say, "Wow, she really looks like Mia Farrow from Rosemary's Baby.":
Or, "Your little girl reminds me of Emma Watson's pixie cut.":