Here is Blake at Sports Camp:
Here is the dialogue from my kids playing in the backyard the other day:
Blake: Hey Reade, let's go play Sports Camp outside.
They each get a ball and stand on opposite ends of the grass. Blake walks up to Reade and repositions him.
Blake: Now cry.
Reade: Simply looks at Blake a bit confused.
Blake: Now cry Reade. Cry because you're sad your mommy has left you.
Reade: Starts to fake whimper.
Blake: You are sad your mom left you.
Reade: Still whimpering.
Blake: (Yells) Now kick the ball.
Andrew from inside - "That is the saddest thing I have ever seen."