|1. Pile into the minivan and head towards Webb Ranch|
|2. Arrive and are greeted by giant, beautiful|
Christmas trees ($800).
|3. Fall in love with these new, skinny models|
(perfect for small homes).
|4. Lose my breath when I see that these trees|
start at $98 for a 5 foot model.
|5. Take some family photos and ditch the ritzy lot!|